What else can Trump do to ramp up the distract-everyone-from-his-multiple-shortcomings full court press the White House has been pushing lately, with ever more hysteria. Reportedly, a couple of days ago he was wailing for the GOP to “do something” to save him. (Perhaps his repeated and unprovoked attacks on prominent GOP senators and House representatives weren’t the best way to win friends and influence people on the Hill.)
Seriously? Trotting out the more than half century old JFK conspiracy spectres just in time for Halloween has a certain air of desperation about it. That’s the best argument they can advance for dropping all Trump investigations? Oh boy.
Well, there’s only one kind of red meat conspiracy buffs like more than re-hashing who killed JFK.
Yep. Release the hounds Mr. Trump. Bring out the big guns. Promise to give up the alien bodies and spacecraft currently being housed at Area 51.
So what if they don’t exist. Breitbart, Bannon, Spencer et. al. would not be able to resist that honeypot. The media in general would waste no telling how much time tut-tutting about it, while the far right might be tempted to crow over being, once again, proven correct. That should take up plenty of the public discourse oxygen for awhile.
And, of course, at the last minute Trump can just do what he always does–fail to produce the body. Nope, there’s no habeus corpus for our president’s “no veracity zone”.
So it seems that Mr, Trump’s growing ever more frantic to evade the Mueller investigation and protect his Russian masters must mean something. Jeez his administration has even refused to implement the Russian sanctions Trump himself signed into law not so long ago, so he wouldn’t want anyone noticing that now, would he?
In the past week or ten days we’re again bored to hear more blah, blah, blah about how everything that ever happened is Hillary Clinton’s fault. And that the Russian investigation is over anyway, and everyone agrees there was no collusion on Trump’s part.
Speaking of Clinton, that’s another Trump distraction topic that’s more than worn out its welcome. Forget Hillary’s damn e-mails. She lost. The point is moot. Whatever she did or did not do, it has no bearing on the fact that Trump seems to be part of a Russian cabal that’s taken over the executive branch of our government. She’s already been investigated. Besides, whatever deal Loretta Lynch made with Bill Clinton back when they ditched their security details and got together to discuss their grandchildren (yeah, right) on one or the other’s plane–I forget which–is already in place.
So, enough with Hillary, JFK, the DNC, etc. Give us our red meat.
Release the alien bodies Mr. Trump. Or, at least, say you will so we can then watch the media scrum as Wolf, Brian, Sean, et. al. try to spin that story!
And now that you mention it, has anyone actually checked to be sure Melania doesn’t have gills or something? Maybe she’s a Putin plant. In fact, is anyone actually sure that Putin was born of a human woman? We’re clearly in murky water here.