Here are a few things I came across recently while doing searches on the internet. There’s little need for embellishment by me because, as we all know, sometimes ya just can’t make this stuff up.
chicken flavored nail polish by KFC
international cup stacking champion
Caitlyn Jenner posing nude for sports illustrated
FWC officers find alligator foot in dashboard, issue citation
From Yahoo news: “Oklahoma Officials Reject Obama’s Directive on Bathrooms, Declare State of Emergency”
No kidding. State of Emergency. Now I think that the new bathroom rule is foolish and ill-advised. It puts millions of women and girls potentially at risk–because we all know men and boys can get a little crazy when it comes to looking at women and sexual arousal–for the sake of less than 1% of the population. You just know some idiots are gonna be taking pictures to show their friends and put on their social media accounts. But “state of emergency”? Maybe a sense of proportion–on both sides of the issue–is in order.
from Yahoo 2016 05 10 Entertainment
‘Captain America: Civil War’ post-credits scenes: Everything you need to know
(Seriously? There is nothing I need to know about any post-credit scenes. Ever.)
“The 17-year-old, Madison Cox, who was crowned Miss South Carolina Teen International 2015, was arrested earlier this week on multiple charges of counterfeiting and forgery,Chief Carl Long from the Duncan Police Department told InsideEdition.com.”
Her offense was that she forged excuse notes for missing class. Seriously? A 17 year old was arrested for forging excuse notes for missing class? Multiple counts of counterfeiting? Maybe we should have let the South secede. And people think Joe Arpaio is excessively ardent in sticking it to those who commit misdeeds.
What would Jesus say to that? “Suffer the children.”
Here’s my favorite. Some guy on the board of directors of a Florida homeless coalition listed himself as an “Apostle”! No kidding. Don’t believe me? Go to http://www.sunbiz.org choose “search our records” and type in Desoto County Homeless Coalition. “Apostle”. No kidding. Does that count as evangelical fraud?