Not too long ago Texans were once again seen on TV blowharding about wanting to secede from the Union. But now there have been images of some pretty bad flooding in Texas in the past few days and I predict a change in their loudmoth tune. Just watch–those treasonous assholes will have their grubby paws out
looking for disaster aid in a New York minute if they haven’t already done so.
They want to secede and be independent? Then let them take care of their own disaster relief. Why should the rest of us pay for it? There are plenty of other things we could spend those funds on that don’t entail giving aid and comfort to our enemies–of which Texas has declared itself one.
Screw them! I say freeze all their assets, cut them loose from the Union and then get out the popcorn and watch Mexico’s army roll across the Texas border and take their land–but only after we take all their stuff. I guess we’d have to keep their oilfields somehow but haven’t quite figured that part out yet. Yeah, there’s always a fly in the ointment somewhere. But still–it’d be worth losing the oil to get rid of those folks.