Generally I try to steer clear of “cable news” because it’s generally just
“cable opinion” or “cable yapping”. But the other day I happened to see
that Jeffrey Lord, the slimebucket who leaves an oily ring around my TV, has
compared Donald Trump to MLK. My heart was warmed (and stomach turned) at his spirited and loathsome false equivalency which is being promulgated by a shameless CNN.
Yeah, that’s right. The Donald is leading his peeps, the downtrodden
billionaires of the world, out of the wilderness to the promised land. I guess
that would be the promised land wherein they have no restraints whatsoever
and can lie, cheat and steal their way to ever more profits and damn the cost
to everyone else.
Someone, please nominate the Donald for the Nobel Peace Prize for
championing the rights of the poor, poor pitiful (and monstrously entitled)
one percent. The rest of what Mitt Romney deems “the takers” can just go
ahead and breathe toxic air, drink lead-laced, carcinogen infused water, be
fleeced by colluding politicians and corporate behemoths and shut the hell
up with their whining, right?
Yeah, the Donald, draft-dodging culture warrior, is bravely leading his people out of their slavery. And Jeffrey Lord is bringing the shy and overly modest Trump’s unheralded good deeds to the world at large. You go guy. Straight to hell that is.
What would Jesus say? “Y’all know next time I’m comin’ back with an army don’t you?”