If, as Court Jester Rudy Giuliani claims, president Trump could shoot James Comey and not be indicted, who else might be eligible for our twitchy president to prosecute with a bullet?
Jeff Sessions, you’d better borrow a couple of EPA chief Scott Pruitt’s supernumerary bodyguards. Because, not to be rude but, I think you’re at the top of the Trump “I could shoot him and not get indicted” list. The guy’s the loosest cannon ever in the White House so maybe you shouldn’t press your luck with him.
You might want to skip those cabinet meetings Mr. Sessions.
And, BTW, never sit with your back to a window or a door. Your boss has a bit of a problem with impulse control. And he’s buddies with some ruthless dictators.