Category Archives: Trump whining

Is Donald Trump Gay But Can’t Bear to Admit It?

It’s hard to fathom what witches brew of psychological unease causes Trump to be so unrepentently vitriolic. The unendingly deep well of hate speech that erupts from his mouth and thumbs is unparalleled in presidential history. And I’ve wondered many times what could possibly account for someone being so monstrously uncomfortable in his own skin. He is clearly acting, playing a part instead of being genuine.  But why?

He’s like a horse with a burr under the saddle. And it’s not just painful to watch, his vicious temperament could easily get us all into a nuclear war. There’ll be no going back from that, should it happen.

There has to be something more than a predisposition to crankiness going on under that flimsy rainbow hued patch of hair poking out so oddly from his skull. My hypothesis is that he’s gay, which is not something anyone can squelch forever without serious emotional dislocation.

He was raised in a time and family in which it would have been difficult, if not impossible, to admit to such a thing. Even though being gay is perfectly normal and ordinary, Trump seems way too anxious to prove his masculinity, in his case by rampant womanizing and bragging about womanizing.

Doing the opposite of one’s natural inclinations used to be called reaction formation.  When the prospect of a trait, characteristic, or penchant is met with extreme disapproval by society, the person who has to pretend to be something the opposite of their true nature can suffer enormously.

I used to have a friend who was temperamentally exactly like Trump–effeminate, fussy, and unendingly verbally abusive for no apparent reason. The constant histrionics, the hateful speech and denigration of others who did not share his ethnicity (white, from Kansas) ultimately led to us not being friends anymore.  I just could not bear to listen to the sewer that was his tortured mind.

Then, finally,  he came out.  Except he did it in the worst possible way.  His very straight-laced father was on his death bed when this guy had a terrible temper tantrum and told his dad that he was gay and he’d be the end of the DNA line for his family.   Even for him that was inexcusably mean.

But I’ve heard that he’s a lot more mellow now that he’s not having to pretend to be something he’s not.

Maybe if Trump would just come out we’d all be a lot better off.


Whiny Trump Turning Out To Be Crybaby In Chief

Jeez, isn’t everyone getting tired of Trump’s constant whining and
complaining?  Far from being the strong and energetic leader we were promised, he’s turned out to be “Crybaby in Chief”. Wah, wah, wah “it’s not fair” is his less than stalwart battle cry. It’s so embarrassing to the country.

And at the recent summit, when all the other heads of state walked, sissy-boy Donald Trump had to be hauled around in a golf cart because he was too fat, lazy and out of shape to keep up with his more fit–and mostly elderly–world leader colleagues. Mortifying!  For us that is.

Mr. Trump, here’s a bit of wisdom Mom imparted to me when I tried
that same lame ploy (“It’s not fair!”) long before I even entered
kindergarten. “Life isn’t fair and the sooner you learn that the better off
you’ll be. Now go to your room until you can behave.”

Somebody, please, send Trump a binkie and a blankie to help him cope with
his monstrous inadequacy.

So far it appears that the only member of the Trump retinue/administration
who is actually ready for political prime time is Melania. And she looks
ready to bolt any day now.

Trump Told Howard Stern It Was Fine to Relegate Ivanka to “piece of ass” Status

So all of a sudden Trump’s a protective dad when it comes to his daughter Ivanka. He’s whining (isn’t he always, about something) regarding how “unfair” Nordstrom was to his baby girl. He was yapping about Nordstrom dropping Ivanka’s line of clothing and jewelry because those items’ sales were under performing.

But when Howard Stern apologized once for relegating Ivanka to the status of “a piece of ass” Trump said that’s fine.

Yeah, go right ahead and demean his baby girl, but do something that affects Trump money and suddenly you’re just a big meanie.

An amusing side note to Trump’s unseemly interference with the share price of an American company (so much for “America first”) was Eric Trump’s tweet that it’s time for people to cut up their Nordstrom credit cards, presumably for that firm’s having had the audacity to attend to its bottom line instead of his sister’s.

Earth to Eric.  Nobody gives a rat’s ass what you think.  You’ve gotten a free ride in life as a member of the lucky sperm club.  I believe most people would think of you as completely irrelevant.  Wake up.  People suck up to you because your dad’s rich and you’re well connected as a result.

Zip it Eric.  I laughed out loud when I saw your tweet about Nordstrom on cable news. Probably plenty of other people did as well.  Just stay out of it.  Your sister is perfectly capable of defending herself.